QUAFFABLE QUIP
A Thirsty Drag Queen A disheveled drag queen goes into a wine bar and plops herself down on a barstool. The hunky shirtless bartender smiles and winks at her and says, “What’ll it be, Honey?” The drag queen says. “Give me ten glasses of the house white.” The bartender fills her request and watches as she guzzles one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all ten are gone. Staring in amazement, the bartender asks why she’s doing all this drinking. “You’d drink them this fast too if you had what I have.” The bartender compassionately asks, “What do you have?” The drag queen replies, “I have a dollar.”
